Rude Health Choco Crunch Granola
Chocolate. But for breakfast.
THE FOOD OF THE GODS
The Mayan kings got up to all sorts of things you wouldn't want to read about at the breakfast table. They called chocolate the food of the gods, and only the elite were allowed to consume it. Fortunately, for all kinds of reasons, we do not live under Mayan law, so now us plebs are free to eat chocolate whenever we please.