The Pi Project

The Bodacious Beef - (pepper steak, with pepper sauce)

Because subtlety is overrated. Real steak, no bull, slow-cooked in a peppery power trip that slaps harder than your ex's opinions. Best eaten with your hands. Or no hands—who are we to judge?

The Love Child - (boerewors roll, with chakalaka and chutney)

From Braai to Fork (or Hand) HomeMade South African boerewors wrapped in a flaky pastry poncho—like a smoky Sunday jam in Jo’burg. Soulful, nostalgic, and politically incorrect in all the right ways. Tastes like freedom with a side of chakalaka.

The Righteous Brother - (lamb & potato, with lamb jus)

You’ll cry. But in a good way. Fall-off-the-bone lamb, slow-roasted like it owes you money. Locked in a crusty fortress of Ancient Greek secrets. One bite and you’ll be dancing to Zorba, emotionally

The Foxy Lady - (chicken & prawns with garlic lemon butter sauce)

Land, sea, and enough garlic to end a relationship. Chicken and prawns grooving in a garlic lemon butter pastry bath. A ménage à trois of flavour that nobody asked for, but everybody needs. It’s lip-smackin’, relationship-wreckin’ good. Oh behave!

The Fishy Situation - (seafood, with garlic lemon butter sauce)

A crustacean vacation. Prawns, squid, mussels and perch wrapped in garlic lemon buttery enlightenment. Tastes like sunrise on a Greek Island you can’t pronounce. Like the 60’s, it’s a deeply spiritual experience.

The Groovy Chick - (piri-piri chicken livers, with piri-piri sauce)

C’mon Baby, light my taste buds Spicy, silky chicken livers drenched in piri-piri sauce and emotional damage. Sealed in a comforting shell of shame and denial. It’s not therapy—but it’s close

The Drunk Pig - (pork rib & apple, with rib glaze)

You had me at caramelised. Sticky ribs, brandied apples, and a pineapple glaze, baked into a groove so sweet and meaty it should come with a lawyer. It’s Woodstock meets Sunday roast, baby. Totally illegal in at least three countries.

The Real Deal Happy Meal - (bacon cheese burger, with braai sauce)

It’s not fast food if it takes 6 hours to make. A real beef burger, trapped in a circle of love and pastry devotion. Comes with maximum flavour and zero regrets. It finally gave The Stones their Satisfaction.

The Mellow Yellow - (potato salad & feta with achar sauce)

It’s Flavour Nirvana, like Woodstock in your mouth Warm potato salad, mango achar and feta cheese doing a tantric dance in a pie shell. It’s delicious, it’s comforting, it’s The Karmic equalizer

The Holy Cow - (savoury beef mince, with Cheese)

A riot of rich beef mince and melty cheese, slow-cooked until it hits spiritual levels of flavour. Wrapped in a flaky halo of pastry, this pie is less a snack and more a revelation. One bite and you’ll understand why mortals aren’t meant to handle this much satisfaction. Holy? Yes. Cow? Absolutely. Regrets? Never.

The Cluck Norris - (Chicken, Ham & Leek)

Packed with chicken, ham, and leek, this pie doesn’t wait to be eaten — it kicks open the oven and comes for you. The pastry isn’t baked, it’s forged in the heat of pure dominance. One bite and your hunger surrenders. The Cluck Norris doesn’t just taste legendary… it delivers justice.

Coca Cola

Coca Cola Zero

Fanta Lemonade

Fanta

Iced Tea Lemon

Iced Tea Peach

Water

Keo 630ml Bottle

Carlsberg 630ml Bottle